it's such a drag
seeing that purely Adonis masculinity from afar.
especially when you know what he looks like
underneath the adidas/nike/whatever.
seeing his lips move for someone else
when he smiles and it no longer lights up his eyes
he doesn't add the word "-mmmkay" to the end of each sentence
anymore.
it's true that alcohol gives delusions of grandeur
maybe next time you'll bring the gin.